18 Fingers of Death!

Pat Morita

Freeman Lee

Shane Aaron

Quincy Tarantula

Erik Betts

Tyrone

Lisa Arturo

Sushi Cue

Paige Baxter

Ms. Turlow

Lorenzo Lamas

Antonio Bandana

Don Wilson

Himself (as Don 'The Dragon' Wilson)

Ronn Surels

Redneck #3