H.B.S.U? Historically Black Sellout U?

Jimmy Willis III

Tyson Threat

Bakari L. Brown

Melvin "Major" Threat

Mikaela Baker

Nneka

Arnold Coleman

Coach Collier

Erik Neill

SSU Coach Ruse

Jay Shadix

Booster

Will Boone

Lawyer Dobbins

Carle Atwater

Grumpy Old Man